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Dirty Bertie Series

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Dirty Bertie is a series of illustrated chapter books for readers 6+ about a boy with revolting habits who is a magnet for trouble!

Written by Alan MacDonald, each book contains three silly and disgusting short stories with witty illustrations by David Roberts. 

Bertie is always in trouble thanks to his madcap plans. The disgusting stories featuring revolting smells, bogeys, pranks and plenty of toilet humour, along with the comic illustrations on almost every page, make these books prefect for newly confident readers.

Bertie first appeared in a picture book, and there are now over 30 Dirty Bertie books in the series. You can read them in any order!

All the Dirty Bertie books in order:

Book 1: Dirty Bertie (2002)
Book 2: Pooh! Is That You Bertie? (2005)
Book 3: Worms! (2006)
Book 4: Fleas! (2006)
Book 5: Pants! (2007)
Book 6: Burp! (2007)
Book 7: Yuck! (2008)
Book 8: Crackers! (2008)
Book 9: Bogeys! (2009)
Book 10: Mud! (2009)
Book 11: Germs! (2009)
Book 12: Loo! (2010)
Book 13: Fetch! (2010)
Book 14: Fangs! (2010) 
Book 15: Kiss! (2011)
Book 16: Ouch! (2011)
Book 17: Snow! (2011)
Book 18: Pong! (2012)
Book 19: Pirate! (2012)
Book 20: Scream! (2012)
Book 21: Toothy! (2013) 
Book 22: Dinosaur! (2013)
Book 23: Zombie! (2013)
Book 24: Smash! (2014)
Book 25: Rats! (2014)
Book 26: Horror! (2014)
Book 27: Jackpot! (2015)
Book 28: Aliens! (2015)
Book 29: Fame! (2015)
Book 30: Monster! (2016)
Book 31: Disco! (2017)
Book 32: Mascot! (2018)
Book 33: Spider! (2019)
Book 34: Poop! (2022)
Book 35: Mascot! (2023)

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Book 1
Dirty Bertie
Book 1

Dirty Bertie

(13 reviews) 5 13
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Book 2
Pooh! Is That You Bertie?
Book 2

Pooh! Is That You Bertie?

Bertie likes making smells. When he trumps it makes his mum cross, embarrasses his dad, upsets his gran and offends his ... MorePooh! Is That You Bertie?

(3 reviews) 5 3
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Book 3
Worms!
Book 3

Worms!

Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas... MoreWorms!

(1 review) 5 1
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Book 4
Fleas!
Book 4

Fleas!

(2 reviews) 5 2
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Book 5
Pants!
Book 5

Pants!

Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas... MorePants!

(4 reviews) 5 4
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Book 6
Burp!
Book 6

Burp!

Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas... MoreBurp!

(2 reviews) 5 2
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Book 7
Yuck!
Book 7

Yuck!

Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas... MoreYuck!

(1 review) 5 1
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Book 8
Crackers!
Book 8

Crackers!

Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's the world's grubbiest trouble-magnet and he's full... MoreCrackers!

(3 reviews) 5 3
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Book 9
Bogeys!
Book 9

Bogeys!

Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits is back! Join Bertie in three brand new stories, Bogeys!, Ma... MoreBogeys!

(6 reviews) 5 6
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Book 10
Mud!
Book 10

Mud!

Meet Dirty Bertie – world's grubbiest trouble magnet! Join Bertie in three hilarious new stories as he faces a barrage o... MoreMud!

(4 reviews) 5 4
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Book 11
Tiny Science: Germs
Book 11

Tiny Science: Germs

Tiny Science - giving MINI-scientists MAXIMUM understanding of the MICROscopic!A fun and visual series exploring the sci... MoreTiny Science: Germs

(1 review) 5 1
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Book 12
Loo!
Book 12

Loo!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Bertie finds ... MoreLoo!

(1 review) 4 1
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Book 13
Fetch!
Book 13

Fetch!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MoreFetch!

(0 reviews)
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Book 14
Fangs!
Book 14

Fangs!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MoreFangs!

(0 reviews)
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Book 15
Kiss!
Book 15

Kiss!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MoreKiss!

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Book 16
Ouch!
Book 16

Ouch!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MoreOuch!

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Book 17
Snow!
Book 17

Snow!

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MoreSnow!

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Book 18
Pong!
Book 18

Pong!

Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MorePong!

(1 review) 5 1
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Book 19
Pirate!
Book 19

Pirate!

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MorePirate!

(3 reviews) 5 3
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Book 20
Scream!
Book 20

Scream!

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie a... MoreScream!

(3 reviews) 5 3
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Book 21
Toothy!
Book 21

Toothy!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreToothy!

(0 reviews)
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Book 22
Dinosaur!
Book 22

Dinosaur!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreDinosaur!

(2 reviews) 4 2
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Book 23
Zombie!
Book 23

Zombie!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreZombie!

(0 reviews)
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Book 24
Smash!
Book 24

Smash!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helpin... MoreSmash!

(5 reviews) 5 5
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Book 25
Rats!
Book 25

Rats!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreRats!

(3 reviews) 4 3
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Book 26
Horror!
Book 26

Horror!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helpin... MoreHorror!

(2 reviews) 5 2
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Book 27
Jackpot!
Book 27

Jackpot!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreJackpot!

(6 reviews) 5 6
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Book 28
Aliens
Book 28

Aliens

(4 reviews) 4 4
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Book 29
Fame!
Book 29

Fame!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helpin... MoreFame!

(1 review) 5 1
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Book 30
Monster!
Book 30

Monster!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreMonster!

(9 reviews) 5 9
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Book 31
Disco!
Book 31

Disco!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helpin... MoreDisco!

(3 reviews) 5 3
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Book 32
Mascot!
Book 32

Mascot!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreMascot!

(13 reviews) 5 13
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Book 33
Spider!
Book 33

Spider!

Calling all DIRTY BERTIE fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MoreSpider!

(0 reviews)
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Book 34
Poop!
Book 34

Poop!

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helpin... MorePoop!

(0 reviews)
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Book 35
Splash
Book 35

Splash

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Book 61
Wild!
Book 61

Wild!

Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos, guaranteed to delight his legion of fans! With his madcap plans and h... MoreWild!

(0 reviews)
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Book 62
Dirty Bertie Volume 3
Book 62

Dirty Bertie Volume 3

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Book 63
Dirty Bertie Volume 3
Book 63

Dirty Bertie Volume 3

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Book 64
Dirty Bertie Volume 4
Book 64

Dirty Bertie Volume 4

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Book 65
Dirty Bertie Volume 4
Book 65

Dirty Bertie Volume 4

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Book 66
Pets and Pests
Book 66

Pets and Pests

A Dirty Bertie collection to delight everyone who revels in his revolting ways! Enjoy the comic capers of Dirty Berti... MorePets and Pests

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