Allan Morrison is the author of numerous best-selling humour books including Haud Yer Wheesht!, Laugh Scotland!, Oor Wee School Wis a Rare Wee School!: Classroom Capers from Scottish Schoolchildren, Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!, Lies and Truths Ma Mother Telt Me! and Cummoanangetaff! Allan Morrison has made several media appearances on Richard and Judy, The One Show and CNN. He lives in Gourock and supports Greenock Morton (someone has to do it!).